TURNS OUT I AM NOT FUNNY

So whilst sitting in my bedroom furiously jacking it to pictures of Cowboy Beebop hentai, I stopped and took of a sip of Lambrini whilst smoking my DRUGS which Paster sold me. It was THEN I finally realised. I am a wretched LITTLE shit. Really, I am ONLY going to get fatter and the height of MY journalistic career was THIS fucking WASTE Of EVERYTHING. I AM GOING TO DRINK and THEN TAKE SOME SLEEPING PILLS because I suck. But before I go here is an in-depth INTERVIEW with MYSELF. GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD. I AM DRUNK BTW! I DO DRUGS ALSO!

ME: Hi JOEY YOU ARE SUCH A FAT BASTARD!
Me: YEs I KNOW. I AM SUCH A FAGGOT
ME: Lol. Yes YOU ARE.
Me: Did YOU finish wanking to Cowboy Beebop?
Me: Yes. I AM ALL OUT OF SPUNK NOW
Me: lol. YES I BET YOU WISH you had a girlfriend
Me: NO. Not really
Me: WHy?
Me: Because I LOVE MY MOM
Me: We all LOVE Our MOMS Joey!
Me: NO! I want to FUCK HER
Me: REALLY?
Me: YES
Me: WELL SHE IS HOT !
Me: DO you remember when you caught the mailman screwing her?
Me: YES. I GOT A BONER
ME: lol. You said "boner"
Me: I then HAD Sex WITH MY GameBOy
Me: How Is That POSSIBLE?
Me; Well You just Have sex with battery CASE
Me; Your COCK must BE TINY!
Me: YES! It is.

Me: Oooooooooooooooh. SO DRUNK.
Me: YES DRINKING IS COOL
Me: I SMOKE WEED
Me: GTA TEH ROCKS
Me: SONY GAYSTATION ROFL
Me: METAL GEAR SOLID-COCK!
Me; Super Faggotry WORLD
Me; SONIC the WEEDHOG
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I LOVE CHELSEA ON MYSPACE. WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME?
I LOVE YOU! I TRIED SPYING ON YOU ONCE. I LIKE YOUR BREASTS
WILL YOU MARRY ME. BEFORE I DIE FROM DRYGS AND BOOZE. I CAN ME LUIGI AND YOU CAN BE MY MARRYIO! LOL

Nintendo in porn filth shocker!

Shiggy has alot the answer to! Because of this disgusting piece of filth!

This absolute rip-off of Dr.Robotniks Mean Bean Machine features NAKED WOMAN who SHOW THEIR BREASTS! And just shows you that shiggy has no limits to his dirty filth!!

One character in this game has three breasts! And can be been seen giving a jacking to a man
who looks like this......................................>
FILTHY JAPANESE PERVERT !

Hold Phone, SIR ! Which was better 32x Or Jaguar

For many years the question years people have wondered WHICH is BETTER 32x or Jaguar!

WE ANSWER NOW!

This is Jaguar Version.


This is the Snes... sorry 32X version. Sega really expected people to PAY FOR THIS SHIT?
I torrented ALL THE 32x games AND THE ONLY GOOD ONE IS KNUCKLES!

KEN KETUGRI IS JESUS!! (NEXT UK:R POST)

Man WHO DOES KEN KNETUCKY THINK HE IS? The PLAYSTATION 3 IS RUBBISH ! AND NOW HE SAID HE IS 'BIGGER THAN jesus'! Everybody knows THAT NINTENDO Wii is the BEST! I THINK WE SHOULD START A 'KEN KENAGURI is NOT JESUS CAMPAIGN'

POST HERE ON GAMEFAQS> KEN NOT JESUS

SWILL PICTURES PRESENT

I AM EXCITED TO ANNOUNCE MY NEW AMAZING MOVIE.
'The Will Man'
It is about a Muscular 17 year internet blogger who likes Full Throttle and just wants
to play it all DAY long. BUT somebody PUT A curse OF MONKEY ISLAND on HIM
and HE CANT STOP GETTING pussy. I HAVE DONE a SCREENPLAY.

UNTIL THEN WATCH ME DANCING HARD BABY!
The Blues Brotherz

MERIO HAS SEX WITH SONIC

Here is a PROOF that SONIC LIKES MARIOS PENIS!



LOL!
It's ONLY ME!

Sega Pico! Just arrived in post

So I bought a SEGA PICO. I know you guys are physched and we can't wait to show you how AMAZINGLY rubbish it is. IT IS THE WORST sega CONSOLE EVER!

I bought it from EBAY with Ecco and SOnic The Hedgehog. The Ecco port from the Genesis version is quite good and probably better than the original. But Sonic THE HEDGEHOG port from the Master System!! LOL! Is boring. NO WONDER SEGA WENT DOWN THE DRAIN.

This total FAGGOT (Chad from GAMEFAQS) says that it was MEANT TO BE an EDUCATIONAL TOY. WHAT A DUMBASS.